February 2012
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Anonymous asked: what cam do you use?
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Your conversational partner has disconnected
Went Omegle-ing. I always get disconnected. It’s exactly like real life!
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EEEEH. SHY PERSON AKO.
P.S. My voice isn’t beautiful! My speaking voice that is. But my singing voice? Ha. Worse.
What's in my Jean Pockets at the End of the Day of...
I am probably the most disorganized person I know. Most kiber or wapakels too. Whenever I have something in my hand, whatever it is, as long as it’s pocketable and my pocket still has space, I’m sure as shit gonna put that thing in my pocket! If you see a girl who has irrationally bulky jean pockets as if she doesn’t have a bag, that’s probably me!
1. My BPI and third...
January 2012
4 posts
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December 2011
3 posts
Mansions on the Moon - She Makes Me Feel
November 2011
15 posts
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“I used to think that the years would go by in order, that you get older one year...”
– Haruki Murakami, Dance, Dance, Dance
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Anonymous asked: I dreamt of a total stranger last night. And that stranger is you. OMG. You are very pretty in my dream. I'm instantly addicted to you now. Where do you live? I just wanna show up outside your door just to say YOU'RE AWESOME and leave. I promise,I won't do anything devilish. HAHA. Kidding! Seriously, you knocked me off my feet! :">
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Anonymous asked: There are butt guys, boob guys and leg guys? Which one would you attract?
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Anonymous asked: Do you sing and dance whilst taking a shower?
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My Evil Bra
Okay last night I had the craziest, weirdest and yeah, scariest nightmare. It’s about my bra.
I took my bra off while lying in my bed and ready to sleep, so basically, I didn’t take time and effort to stand up and put or hang it on a proper place (closet handle, doorknob, floor, top of TV), so it was just beside me while I slept.
When I already fell in a very deep sleep, that’s...
October 2011
14 posts
Today I:
Put my hands under our totally NOT automatic faucet for like, 20 seconds
Fell off my bed, flat on my face while trying to reach the remote on the floor
Had my shorts on backwards the whole day
Took this picture of me using the annoying fake burning hair filter
Wondered how I’ve managed to live this long. (Almost 22 years)
Anonymous asked: Yung KHAELA ba nickname for MIKHAELA
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The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Higher Than the...
I am afraid that I will never amount to anything.
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Conversation with a Shoe Salesman
Me: I'm looking for shoes.
Shoe Salesman: Could you be more explicit?
Me: I'm looking for motherfucking shoes for fuck sake. Tangina.
Shoe Salesman: ... *frowns*
Me: Sorry joke lang po sige po salamat bye.
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September 2011
14 posts
Darondo - Didn’t I
Nobody really listens to...
Conversation with a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf...
Barista: One large Green Tea Ice-Blended for "Kyla"!
Me: Thanks!
Barista: I like your smile.
Me: Well I like your cup sizes. Small, medium, large. Simple.
Barista: *chuckles* I know.
Me: Who calls a small-sized cup, "tall", right?
Barista: Um. Starbucks..?
Me: That was a rhetorical question...
Barista: *laughs* What's your number?
Me: Nope. *walks away*
Conversation with my Mom
Me: *singing*
Mom: *looks at me*
Me: Ma, maganda ba boses ko?
Mom: ...
Me: Huy! Maganda ba boses ko?
Mom: Ano gusto mong ulam?
Me: Kahit anong may tokwa :(
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Anonymous asked: Why do you have haters? I personally think you're real and awesome :)
